All I know is that my parents NEVER had sex

Computer says no.

AHEM

Everything Bagel vibes

Reddit is a British museum

Yeah I’m a bit of both. When I’m working, I always want the next challenge. When I’m at home, I’m quite content to just cease to exist

Achilles dragged Hector’s body around the walls of Troy on a chariot. He raced at top speed.

But Sonic the Hedgehog raced faster.

There’s a classic schoolyard game in which you would make that symbol (generally below waist height), and if you managed to get your friends to look at it you were allowed to punch them.

So OP has legal right to punch all of us.

I can no longer alt+f+s+a to open PowerShell as admin in the current folder

I can no longer drag files into the address bar to move files to the parent folder.

I can no longer see the seconds by clicking the clock on the taskbar.

File explorer search is still shit.

File properties window is still fixed size, and cannot be resized.

We’re regressing, billy-boy.

I use windows for work, and I just had to update to Win 11 when I got a new PC.

Jesus Christ I hate it.

So many fundamental parts of my workflow have been disrupted. I have yet to find one change which I actually like.

I thought they did a pretty good job with Windows 10, but this one is five steps backwards.

Great mood? Nah

Better mood? Yeah

Meme fits, cause I’m 25.

J’adore le fromage

I mean yeah exactly

And then it rained

Con lentitud poderosa

Yeah I think you need a centralized system with decentralized ownership, so that no single party can fuck it up by themselves

It took him a few tries to get confident on the electric unicycle.

And his arms didn’t protect him when he fell.

Classic Garret

I’ll usually eat a could wee chunks of an onion after I dice it up, and the other day I was surprised by how palatable the onion was that I was eating. Normally I enjoy eating a couple tiny pieces raw, but this was an onion I could see myself taking a big ol bite out of

Monster-World Hunting

This hunt just went interstellar

“Staahhp”

People who fall asleep to ASOIAF (Game of Thrones) theories.

And then wake up to Glimballs singing “Secret Tunnel”