Pollockbot - 3000
Pollockbot - 3000
My girlfriends ass?
Isn‘t the Planet called Urectum now, to prevent childish jokes?
Und leider cocain. Wer mal auf der wiesn war weiß wie viel in den bierzelten geschnürt wird ohne dass es jemanden stört
Taking karate lessons
Didn’t know that Kevin Hart also plays football! What a talented guy!
Yesn‘t
Where you don’t wanna wake up; Everything is fcked, everybody sucks; You don’t really know why, but you wanna justify rippin someone‘s head off; No human contact, and if you interact Your life is on contract! Your best bet is to stay away, motherfcker! It’s just one of those days!
Reminds me of that old southpark episode where Randy gets ball-cancer
If you want my chicken and you think it’s crispy, cmon baby let me know!
How about MEGASECONDS ?
Frederik X. wenn Frederik Mastodon. den Raum betritt 😳
Where can i get one? For research purposes of course…
And when someone’s telling you to eat a d*ck at Christmas just pull that one out and eat it while staring into his or her eyes
Willkommen im Club! Ich musste mich dazwischen noch 3 Monate mit dem LBV streiten weil meine theoretische abgelaufen war. Trotz Nachweise dass es nicht an mir sondern an der ganzen kack Corona Situation lag brauchten die ewig lange 🤮
Dinkelberg!
And uber be like: Kenya… Stop doing this plz