I didn’t want be the one to make that joke but I’m glad somebody did

I did consider that. Using standard notation, the lowercase “he” as opposed to a capital “He” would mean that Judah is the subject, not God. Nevertheless, the first sentence implies that even with God, Judah was incapable to affect those with iron chariots.

It’s real, it happened to my buddy Gulliver once

Now you’re talking Turkey

“You all will be stardust”

My biggest gripe with cooking instructions is the non-specificity. “Stir pasta frequently”? How frequently? How continuously? Tell me in unit Hertz

I thought it had been accepted as an exonym, not just an endonym

Cross-referencing the list of areas served from the Wikipedia page for Arby’s with a map of which countries commonly have bidets, we can determine that this tweet is funniest in the nations of Egypt and Türkiye.

Side-note: Why does Wikipedia still spell the country’s name as Turkey rather than Türkiye?

His healthcare plan was vaping all along

Thomas Midgley Jr.?

Question marks???

I thought #4 was a QR code at first glance, which is more abstract

Will the Family Guy paintings be in his Lego biopic?

This also works for political parties

Wouldn’t be the first time. This was him on 9/11/2018 shortly before giving a memorial speech near where Flight 93 crashed:

I was amused when he implied that black people’s jobs have such little worth that they could be taken by illegal immigrants from insane asylums.

I laughed a lot at some of the absurd things he has said during this, but that claim so far has been the funniest. It’s phrased like he just ended a game of Clue but he can only communicate via conservative buzzwords.

Kamala just got a laugh out of me when she was talking about Trump inviting the Taliban to Camp David and she’s talking and then chokes on her words to look him up and down to try to find a PG-rated descriptor of him and ended up just saying “and this……… former president”.

40k games??? That’s far too many

You’ll get a silver coated Gmail logo in the mail to hang on your wall for clout

I’m not sure whom you’re trying to mock: me (baselessly), OP, or an unspecified third party