I suppose the DM has a contingency plan for if someone casts Zone of Truth

… wait a second that’s fucking mercury.

I feel like this system is flawed but I don’t know enough about mushrooms to refute it

I see that hair curl! A lot of time and care went into that. Very nice!

RaW vs RaI: Heresy Edition

I will wonder, forever, if this is meant to be the good soup or the bad soup.

(Don’t tell me.)

Can you also atone for my sins while you’re at it? Thanks.

– Crowpernicus