Honestly I feel this way about a lot of the look at the hot chick subs.

Eh, truth be told I just walked out. But once in awhile in the shower I look back and think “damn, that’s what I should have said.”

I trolled the Church of Scientology once. I went in pretending I was curious about this free personality test, to which I gave the most disparate answers I could think of. While taking the test they had this obvious plant walk out praising how helpful and great Scientology was for them. They had me sit down and watch this weird ass alternative psychology video while waiting for the results. The Scientologist came out looking visibly terrified but whatever, he took me into his office to give me his pitch. I feigned ignorance for a while and went to leave. He started getting desperate trying to get me to join until finally I said “Bro. I know about Xenu.”

If the alternative is scurvy I’d rather just be a dude with a dick that likes vag that’s emasculate.

It is important to keep stressing the “weirdo” line. It’s super effective.

Yeah, used to think that of the nazi scientists, but that was done for Japanese scientists because as awful as they were they actually provided useful data. The nazi scientists stuff was pretty much useless because it was all in furthering their dumb race shit.

I’ll go with… Probably not a good idea to ingest radium.

Kind of a reverse Uno on your question, but I thought it was interesting while Nazism came to prominence, some scientists were like hey I’m just as racist and anti-semitic as you, but this race stuff you’re doing isn’t very scientific. They were dismissed as quacks. Later after doing horrible experiments, nazi scientists were frustrated that their findings weren’t adding up to their ideology.

Gah, I was going to say plate tectonics.

Yeah. One time I edited the Wikipedia article on the human pancreas to say it was just a worthless organ taking up valuable internal real estate. My edit got redacted pretty quickly.

Hey man, the rapture did happen. It’s just nobody made the cut.

If you can believe that.

IDK man is this one of those things where as an American I grew up with like super processed chocolate and regular chocolate would just taste strange to me?

Lanky Kong listens to DK rap for the first time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PugcxQYJGjs&t=145s

I’m frustrated by how the cheese looks like foam.

Old lady comes up and says “Hero, can you help rescue my cat from that tree?”

I’ll do it, and I’ll do it for free!

I’ll do it, but you better pay me.

If you don’t get out of my way right now I’m going to shotgun you in the face.