I mean, English is a computer’s second language. Its first language is zeros and ones.
I mean, English is a computer’s second language. Its first language is zeros and ones.
I see you are quite moo’ved by this comment.
Depends on elevation
I think it was taking the letters in column A and adding “uary” afterwards. Jan-uary was correct, so Feb-uary, etc.
Kill Fido
Fido ~ Fidon’t
clear air turbulence
Is that like black ice for planes?
Cumming soon, to a theater near you!
Wow, sorry to hear about her grandma! Kristy is so lucky to have you!
sell my car
Listen, you only live once. Ladies like Kristy are totally worth the inconvenience of selling your car and the difficulties that will definitely result from this impulsive action. I hope you enjoy the trip to sunny Hawaii together!
Front + boot = froot?
Since when did people give a fuck about birds?
Here’s the thing. You said a “jackdaw is a crow.” Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you shouldn’t either. They’re not the same thing. If you’re saying “crow family” you’re referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people “call the black ones crows?” Let’s get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It’s not one or the other, that’s not how taxonomy works. They’re both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that’s not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you’re okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you’d call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don’t. It’s okay to just admit you’re wrong, you know?
Stop with the puns… We get the point
A man who never eats pork buns, is never a whole man!
Howdy ho!
So in other words, they are getting doc blocked.
Then it would be a multilingual computer