Can I get 8 fingers removed and leave the top 20% wealth people out in the cold. I would rather give them the remaining fingers(middle).

Get an external one. Keep it unplugged. Occasionally plug it in when you would like to use the webcam.

1. My car doesn’t have a cigarette lighter
2. My fridge has food in it
3. There is/isn’t a guy named Ivan at work

Hannah Montana Linux or Biebian

It’s Frank Gorshin’s death day today.

ai should be limited to Alabama only. Illegal everywhere else. It’s practically in Alabama’s name already so changing the signs and drivers licenses wouldn’t cost a dime.

You’re not wrong but give some credit to chickens. A chicken on a bingo card floor could probably run this country better than the current circus.

If they’re looking for leaks they should check the pants of the orange man in charge.

Can you cover the lens with sandpaper and rub it for a few minutes? Permanent problems require permanent solutions

I trust the shit coming out of my ass to do good for the world a whole lot more than the shit coming out of his mouth

he uses big knock-off Sharpie markers that are undoubtedly made in China with his name on them. It is not the same power move as Kevin O’Leary, AKA Mr. Wonderful, who is regularly seen waving around expensive fountain pens on his show.

A nice fountain pen feels good to hold and use. Thought goes into shaping the letters and picking out ink is a lot of fun. The same just can’t be said about a cheap gaudy marker, especially when it’s user has pants and a head full of shit.

Anyway the point I’m trying to make is the guys who designed Alcatraz probably didn’t sign their names and important documents with Sharpies. The guy trying to bring it back is approximately 2 degrees away from smearing shit with his finger on paper for all I care.

Advertisers waste our time which is the only measurable currency we are all spending at the same rate

I think Bjork is pretty but I wouldn’t go so far as to paint my face and then my ceiling over her

The only reason I’d be caught driving a tesla is if it had a completely true bumper sticker that said “I bought it after he blew his brains out.”

Remember when Sobe bottles were glass and had the manufacturing weak point near the bottom you could smash out with a nail and a rock? They made excellent steamrollers.

Was the pyramid scheme selling the sheets?

Shakespeare once wrote Heavy is the head that wears the crown of infrared LEDs. LED and hat technology since Shakespeare’s time has greatly advanced so any old Joe with an afternoon and elbow grease can at least blind the eggs instead of directly scrambling them.

I listen to a lot of Knowledge Fight which is a podcast that covers and tears apart Infowars. I’ve heard Alex Jones say a lot of names to which I don’t care to put a halloween mask face to.

Is Joe Schmoe going to have to answer for his shitbox that just plowed through a school zone with an unusual number of speed bumps? Joe hasn’t even met his vehicle yet and it’s gonna be out there committing crimes potentially under his name.

This dog shit comic being spammed on *eddit was a good reason to leave that shithole