Sounds like if you have ADHD, you are better off moving.

That explains why mine was so unapetizing.

Ahaha YES!

So unfortunate that it had to be this way though, Twitter was the perfect name for such a social media app.

Oh great. They have not even finished conquering the middle east, abd already they are messing with our country.

I needed my face, ID, and username to get unbanned (disco was convinced I’m underage)

Meanwhile, Canada has the MAIDS program, with patients being often asked if they need help to kys over some minor, easily solved medical issue.

You can’t stand grindy videogames. You see young adults as children, and their behavior becomes irritating.

I remember this one Reddit some year ago.

What do you mean? We are still around.

Because of that one caveman, we are all shamed forever.

I’m fairly sure I got more Naendrathal genes than human. I have so much hair, it counts as fur :/

You know who stays behind? I’m pretty Liberal, but I won’t stalk you and end your career for misgendering someone, I will just warn you that you are out of line.

Lemmy is a bit closer to center than Reddit.

What’s it going to do? Swallow you? Lmao. It can try. I don’t see how it can intentionaly hurt an actual human.

They are going to get far more than they bargained for!

Is that a DSAF reference!?

Don’t worry, our overlords are planning for us to benefit from their anti-aging research too! When they turn us into servitors.

This is why you don’t have a wife lol.

In other words, he could plead insanity?

Also, he does not want to be a Roko basilisk snack

That’s even worse!