Just for the sake of being fair, Steam does do one thing which is anticompetitive; they require publishers don’t sell their games for less than they do on Steam.

If you think about this for a moment you’ll realise it’s in the publisher’s best interest to agree to this.

One of the problems Epic has is that it is only a store front. Steam is a fully featured platform.

Epic, in their lawsuit, wants to break Steam’s store and platform into separate applications, so they can compete.

Sort of like how people want to have different app stores on their iphones.

Difference is: Steam has no restrictions in the first place. You can add non-Steam games to the client if you want. You can use Proton if you want.

Steam offers all of these features for free. What is the point in breaking them apart.

Looks like Please, Don’t Touch Anything on steroids

It’s hilarious to me that Epic will never introduce features like this, and also complain Steam has a monopoly, as if they’re at all comparable

I don’t know how Christians eat the flesh and drink the blood and don’t think anything other than “I’m in a fucking cannibal cult”.

I don’t know how the Christians see this and think anything other than “this is some evil shit”.

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Terrerrerreera 5 eva

Diabetes Stranding

**fungeon

Where’s my upstream explicit sync lads

“The veals”

I think they’re called calf’s until they leave the abattoir.

Discharge though. Ew.

Pacific Rim | Winnie the Pooh

Evangelion | Also Winnie the Pooh

For the uninitiated, to be “ratio’d” means you had more comments than likes.

Because there are no downvotes on Twitter, being radio’d is synonymous with a shit take.

I’m still waiting for my proposal regarding instant orgasm to be classified as sexual assault regardless of whichever animal it’s cast on.

I don’t care how hard it is to breed Panda’s, we can’t just make them nut on command.

I’m not pointing fingers here, we’ve all made our pets seize on the ground for a good twenty minutes or so while we finish the latest episode of Keeping Up with Prostatulus uninteruppted, but we’ve got to do something to stop the fucking apprentices from doing it for shits and giggles, it’s pretty sick when you stop to think about it.

At a bare minimum limit the orgasms to one minute, and necessitate a bodily fluid retention spell. I’m tired of stepping over the puddles when sneaking out the newbloods quarters.

I don’t know whether to upvote or downvote.

I wouldn’t want the wrong kind of attention drawn here.

But I think if people have FB accounts that should look for this and report the fuck out of it.

Why no magic invisible rocks in the sky?

Oh, wait, thats astrology. (Though they’re visible).

I’m old enough to experience slang which isn’t native to my generation. But let me just say, this current generations slang is the shittest in a long time.

Previous gen slang (fam, lit, yeet) was a 6/10

Current gen slang (frfr, no cap, rizz) is 2/10

Next gen has such a low bar to beat, it’ll be hard for them to fuck this up.

Before covid everyone was shaking each others hands. I can guarantee you that not all the handshakes I’ve had were clean, because I sometimes didn’t wash my hands after having a wank.