*3-5 business years

Yeah, I dumped facebook right after the election but unfortunately most of my friends and family are only on WhatsApp.

Maybe I’m mixing them up?

until you irreparably damage your liver and/or kidneys

Hold on, I’m a pervert but I’m not that perverted.

Galaxy brain take: Let the hurricane winds rub you off

I mean… tentacles are also an option.

I mean, given what will likely happen to the FDA, I’m sure mercury will get reclassified as a vitamin or some shit.

They keep trying this shit even though it never works. (Like there’s literally no pictures of this actually, totally existent place. But it’s a paradise. Trust me.)

If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take a gun and shoot me.

This is what you get when you ban Spanish

Lol, this was my first thought too.

Not really true. It’s basically on the frontlines of oceanic territorial dispute with China, which means US interests as well.

If you have a better geometrical shape for memorializing a good boys’ two favorite sticks, I’d like to hear it.

I’ve considered that before. I’m just not sure I’m proficient enough to be able to do that on my own. I can apparently buy laptops with Linux as the OS from a tech store where I live, so I may eventually go that route.

It’s really annoying to me that Firefox doesn’t seem to work well on my chromebook, so I’m stuck with Chrome until I need a new computer…

Lenny’s Cat 2028

I want to believe…

She’s overstimulated and needs her emotional support Blahaj.