Mine doesn’t have that button, but I exercise a similar strategy.

Need 1 minute? Too many buttons. 111 will be fine.

5 minutes? No. 444. Close enough.

10 minutes is 999 of course.

Etc.

Zombie: “Rawrrr” munch munch nom nom

Will: “Get my wife’s arm out of your fucking mouth!”

</low hanging fruit>

Please tell me part of the prompt was “hands out of frame”. It’s a whole new world.

Not sure trying to attract people and lowering barriers to entry is the best thing to do at this point. We’ll have the same dearth of quality content and more n00bs to get bored and post memes.

The slow, hard road is the way. Post stuff. High effort stuff. Respond, don’t just upvote. Make this place worth signing up for.

This is wonderful. Tales From the Crypt was shown, on a projector, in the cafeteria at my junior high school in around 1976 as part of the “movie night” of a much more innocent time. Another night featured The Creeping Flesh (with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee). Fucked me right up, in a good way, at around 15 years of age.

I suppose the “best” way would be to distribute the big communities over different instances, like one instance gets “pics”, another gets “memes”, someone else gets “news”, etc. But of course that will never happen.