oh boy, between this and robinson, it’s getting real dumb real fast
ya love to see it
I make people upset just by using my eyes and brain, as such please be careful to ensure your tears do not get into your electronics, thank you
oh boy, between this and robinson, it’s getting real dumb real fast
ya love to see it
SIGTERM: stop that.
SIGKILL: That was not a request.
Case power button: listen here you little shit
This is exactly why he gives me the heebie jeebies. That fuck would sell out his own mother for a Klondike bar.
I know we used to find common ground and reach across the aisle, and I just don’t know how we’ll ever get back there now, to be quite honest. In that way, the American political landscape in the last 50 years has gotten much, much worse.
I’m honestly not sure how much of that you can attribute to foreign powers vs. Ronald Reagan, Donald Trump, and Dick Cheney (off the top of my head – there are many more), but it’s interesting to think about.
I will chip in if someone sets up a GoFundMe to do exactly this
Like, how much could it possibly cost to hire someone in NYC to do this for a few hours some night? Surely this is a crowdfundable amount.
Oh, man, I knew the debate was gonna be funny to watch, and I knew republicans would be shitting themselves after I saw it, but I had no idea just how funny the aftermath would be to watch. “it’s not that Trump lost, it’s that Kamala Harris has occult powers” was not only not on my Bingo card, I didn’t even have a bingo card ready.
I still cannot fucking believe, in all that time onstage, that was the thing that made Biden come alive. Fucking golf.
it’s like a garden path sentence written by an eldritch horror
If he wins, we’re not going quietly either.
You think the Oompa Loompa is gonna lose quietly?
Oh no, friend, that’s when shit gets real.
“oh no, the vegans are leaving!” said no-one ever
Don’t care + touch grass, don’t eat it. Bye 😘
no no, you misunderstand, vegans/vegetarians usually aren’t doing it to be healthy, they’re doing it to feel morally superior.
What you mean to mock them with is “yeah cartels are wholesome, sex and drug trafficking is good for the soul 🤗”
it’s nice to see I’ve never had an original thought in my life
Friendly reminder that nobody asked you for your opinion on others choices, and it’s a shit one.
On the one hand, yeah, this is a horrible thing to say to someone
On the other, if anyone ever reminded you of Stephen from Django Unchained… This guy’s a pretty good candidate.
The homing briefcase will forever be one of my favorite if not my absolute favorite bugs. Especially as it was later embraced as a feature.
Now for some reason I really want to see “Pink Floyd / The Wall” edited into the Walmart font.
God, wouldn’t that be amazing? Things actually getting done instead of our legislators sitting with their thumb up their asses.
Well, less of them sitting with their thumb up their asses.