Wait a minute, that set glows in the dark?! I’ve had a set that looks like that for years, and had no idea it glowed!

God, can you imagine what a nightmare it would be to play D&D with the Warners? Though as long as you just went with the flow, it’d probably be fine; they only really harass people who are too stuck up.

The paladin wasn’t “Oath of No Fun.”

Another wonderful entry! I absolutely love this series, and I’m glad to see it every time it pops up on my feed!

Man, such feels! I’m really glued to this series, thank you for making it!

Makes me think of a net you use to capture things that are on the ethereal plane.

It’s the lower level spell to use when someone’s been hit with Disintegrate. Much cheaper than True Res.

Pretty sure that’s what the nurse assumed.

Preface: I am not a doctor, this is just my understanding. Human bites are, on the whole, much worse. You have to consider that the human mouth is full of bacteria that the human immune system hasn’t already dealt with, so human bites can infect really bad.

Not that rats don’t have awful things in their mouths. Get it looked at either way.

Indeed it is. It’s what I’m running at the moment.

So says Friend Computer.

Thank you! This is something that many people forget, both players and DMs.

Wait, they don’t use magic items!? What the actual fuck? Of course it’ll be hard if half the party literally can’t hurt it!

Nice! I had a 3.5 campaign I was running once where one of the major plot points was going to be a guy who was cloning Tarrasques and experimenting on them, but the game fizzled out because of me falling down on the job.

Arrgh! You and your wonderful cliffhangers!!!

Funny you should mention dragging a door, some friends and I managed to manifest a magical cart under some huge adamantine doors so we could cart them away. It was lovely.

I have several, but my favorite is probably “I am this group’s current resident expert on whatever the hell that thing is!”

Obligatory “…but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!”

I once named a kobold meant to be a throwaway NPC “Mint.” I panicked. He ended up following the party as a member for the rest of the game.

Talk with your players if someone’s unhappy. Don’t be afraid to go meta to talk about things that are causing problems, including for yourself. Seriously, communication can solve so many problems. I was able to stop a player from needing to leave the game by cutting a subplot that was really upsetting him, and was able to reassure another player twice about some things that were triggering them.