At least you won’t have that particular problem again until you read about somebody who sneezed someone else’s intestines out of his body.

I don’t dare to. The entirety of life in the universe seems to be cross with me.

What? Now you can’t even turn the country into an absolutist dictatorship anymore? I thought this was AMERICA! Political correctness gone overboard!

Earth’s mammals seemed to be pretty upset that I suggested the existence of multiple groups with multiple priorities within the French.

Cars are useful. Cars protect children in many situations. Cars are among the things that majorly contribute to even having a food supply. Cars freedom patriotism eagles liberty-gasm!

Yet it is still possible to have cars serve those functions without giving in to the lobbies that wish to make it mandatory to get paid for shoving a car down the throat of every loony who wants one to hurt others with. Because cars are well regulated to make them as safe as possible.

Oh no. Now I’ve angered the humans.

“The French”? The homogenous singular entity that all have one singular set of goals and no differences whatsoever? Or the Frrench people who’d like cheap energy or maybe the French electricity lobbyists? It’s not that simple.

Who would “they” be in that case? The people who’d like cheap energy do indeed need storage. The nuclear lobbies on the other hand need to cripple their competition, so they only need their own, already present facilities and whatever means they can get to sabotage upcoming competition and secure their primary position.

“Well, you can’t prevent all assaults in the world, so why shouldn’t I punch you in the face now?” is a rather defeatist point of view.

Oh you mean the capitalist heroes who produce incredibly expensive and therefor valuable technology, create jobs, boost the economy and eliminate terrorists? What is a civilian but a corpse that doesn’t yet know that it’ll have been a terrorist for the purposes of statistics? Their own fault for being killable in the first place - they basically asked for it.

Shareholder value tops human life, tops the livable environment of future generations, we have an unofficial new god.

Won’t SOMEBODY think of the poor, poor monopolists who so far made their money exploiting the alternativeless victims at their mercy? Why would their prey give them way too much money now, eh? Socialism! Terrorism! All the bad words, what’s in right now? Woke? DEI?

But maybe this one correct take negates the 517 instances where he made it look like he was a grade-A asshole last week alone.

Google: “You wanted words? Here are some words!”

How they thought they’d get this past the EU is beyond me.

Bribes. Immense amounts of lobbying/bribes.

Who needs keylogger malware on their device when you can have a screenlogger, eh?

When I toot, it’s neither with my mouth nor my nose.

Never heard the phrase “X marks the spot”? It’s called “predetermined breaking point”.

Oh no, you can’t beat a cybertruck when it comes to safely cutting fingers off.

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree horse.

A Tesla product not optimised for everyday use? Unpossible!