Respect is earned, not given 😤

Rammstein mentioned

yeah but if you tie that chance to a bunch of randomly generated numbers, it becomes worth $1

My desktop PC stays on through out the day, but I turn it off when I’m sleeping, mostly because it flashes the power button LED in sleep mode, which sometimes prevents me from sleeping. I usually turn of the monitor for the same reason (LED button stays on).

My macbook is set to sleep/lock itself after some period of inactivity, and when I’m done for the day, I usually just close it. The only time I fully turn it off is when I’m traveling and trying to save as much battery as I can.

ethernet sounds like some mystical realm

scrum master

they’ll never guess “hunter3”

Taiwan is in for a black mold future

it was somebody trying to kill a mosquito

typical am*rican extravagance 😒

need a Shrek spinoff where these two are the main characters

(I know puss in boots is supposed to be orange, but lets just pretend him turning gray is part of the plot)

yeah but then people will have incentive to die at disneyland. wouldn’t want to enable such behaviour

World’s nosiest polycule

I can already hear the stomp clap music

and that shit needs to be torn up and rebuilt every 5-10 years 🤦‍♀️

Me when someone says “addicting” when “addictive” makes more sense

it’s stinky

the entertainer by scott joplin

Olive oil, a little white vinegar, a little sugar and salt, diced avocado. When you mix it up, the edges of the avocado pieces get smashed and mixed into the salad, giving it just enough of a creamy texture