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  • For Elder Scrolls, I’d recommend giving either Oblivion or Skyrim a whirl, and then after you feel done with one, try the other. In my opinion they are both great for different reasons, and they are different enough to feel like very different games in some ways.

    If it helps you make a decision in terms of RPG story feel, Skyrim is more about you as the hero, and Oblivion you’re more like a person that happens to be there.

    There’s great modding resources too if you’re into that. Especially on Nexus. Even light modding like some QoL upgrades or bug fixes. I’m not talking crazy mods.

    Oh, the endgame for Skyrim (the original DLCs) really do give you some rewarding post-game fun in like a god mode.










  • I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my king, you piece of shit.

    Here’s looking at you, kid, you piece of shit.

    A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others, you piece of shit.

    Thanks for the adventures; now go have a new one you piece of shit! Love, Ellie.

    Please, boss, don’t put that thing over my face, don’t put me in the dark. I’s afraid of the dark you piece of shit.

    I’ll never let go, Jack, you piece of shit.

    The best love is the kind that awakens the soul you piece of shit.

    When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible, you piece of shit.

    You want the moon? Just say the word, and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down you piece of shit.

    You’re the first boy I ever kissed… and I want you to be the last you piece of shit.



  • A dude had heard about some other kind of god, and so he randomly looked up at the sky and basically said “if you let me win this battle, I will convert my entire country”…

    …and he won, and so Roman Catholicism was born cause he said so.

    Later, some dude was like “screw your catholicism, I don’t like my wife any more, I’ll go make my own church with hookers and blow and divorce my wife,” and so the Church of England was made cause he said so.

    I may have oversimplified these stories but pretty sure that’s about it.