As if it wouldn’t be explained away as either 1) a hoax or 2) a conspiracy brought on by one’s political rivals

“The anonymized face blends seamlessly into its original photograph…”

Um… yep

The 3.2B part seems needlessly hyperbolic

Dr. Phil, then

“My parents were taken away by the state to work in the mines and that’s how I got put to work in these here mines.”

The nanny state was the one we were warned about. This is much worse.

Terrorists or fascists seems more appropriate.

Hopefully not at the same time

I have had it with these motherfcking mealworm larvae that are capable of consuming polystyrene on this motherfcking plane!

I’m pretty sure I was in first grade, but for sure no older than third grade, when our sub put on The Blob (1988 version). That sure left a mark on me and I was pretty freaked out showering for at least months afterward.

Not to rain on your (already overwhelmingly underwhelming) parade, but how long do you think the progress made on Right to Repair will last?

The real wrecking crew was the friends we made along the way.

The best part of this is that every search you run has the same environmental impact as clearcutting the Amazon

Paging @DoctorNoses

Spoken like a true tungsten connoisseur.

Let’s arm the children so they can patrol the ballot boxes.

/s because you can never be sure when one of the dumbest things you’ve suggested may become a talking point and then official policy

Then who makes all those pee bottles?

Not even “pseudo-”… well done

“How long have you worked here?”

Don’t leave out the part about your omniscience