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I’m pretty sure that the fox in fox news actually comes from a mispronunciation of the word faux. Faux news.
I’m pretty sure that the fox in fox news actually comes from a mispronunciation of the word faux. Faux news.
“The bomb partially detonated, resulting in some minor fire damage”
Apparently he isn’t very good at being a terrorist. It didn’t even manage to knock down the door and I can’t even see any damage in the picture.
Illegal immigrants deserve more then 35k. Those people are getting away from the worst places imaginable with nothing to their names
I petted an opossum once, it was playing dead therefore safe to touch.
“But diamonds are forever, don’t you want to show your partner how your love for them is forever too?”
No they fucking aren’t, heat one and hit it with a jet of oxygen and it’ll burn like any other chunk of carbon.
Not sure if this counts, but on my install of nobara whenever I hover over an icon in the home bar it relocates to the bottom left corner of the screen, leaving an empty space. I can still interact with apps by clicking on the empty space where the icon used to be so it doesn’t brick my home bar, it’s just really annoying.
If your hot-dog tastes
Like a piece of wood
Who’re you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTARD!
Um acktsually you could manipulate the keyboard with a low-powered pellet gun
One second, let me try to recreate Ron “I lost a presidential bid to an orangutan” Desantis’s thought process:
Inhale
WE HAVE TO BAN FAKE MEAT BECAUSE ITS MADE BY LIBERAL WOKE COMMUNIST SCIENTISTS THAT WILL LACE IT WITH TRANSGENDERISM AND TURN OUR KIDS GAY OUR REAL AMERICAN KIDS SHOULD ONLY EAT REAL AMERICAN MEAT
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go disinfect my mouth
I can absolutely see someone with androgen insensitivity syndrome (female with XY chromosomes) getting thrown in jail for this.
zero tolerance intelligence policy
There isn’t a version of LineageOS available for my phone : (
By that logic, they should ban water pipes to stop people from making water pipe shotguns
For reference, a mature colony of honey bees usually numbers around 40,000. That’s 1.5 colonies of bees.