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I’m taking my bribe and immediately donating it to the NDP.

I’m pre-diabetic. Sometimes people just get sick. I hope you never have to swallow your pride.

Lifestyle changes? I’m a rower.

I’m going to wind up with Type 2 because of genetics. Something is amiss with the way my family handles cholesterol and fat. We are prone to dementia and strokes as well. You want me to suffer and die because of that? You think my family is an isolated case? You’re yapping away about things you don’t understand, champ. Your opinions are ignorant and shameful.

Male doctors make detrimental decisions for women every single day based on their opinions. I’ve been dealing with it for 40 years, and the result is that I’m now suffering the ill effects - as are thousands of others. It has to stop. I hope this being suddenly newsworthy brings change.

According to this database, my city doesn’t exist.

He was the best Mr Bennet in film. I will die on this hill.

I saw, but don’t feel pressured. Take your time. We’ll still be here.

I am the mouthy broad you love to hate. Make an Android version and I’ll tell you everything I can, using proper vernacular. I’m a frontend developer so I might actually offer helpful feedback.

I use dark mode, but I turned on the night light feature and at some point, I think I adjusted the black down so it wasn’t so black?

It’s so bad that I can’t use my phone for more than a few minutes at a time because I can’t do anything else after that. My eyes are so blurry I don’t feel safe driving.

Can someone with more brains than I have explain why my Pixel 7 gives me blurry vision, but my computer monitors and old Samsung do not?

Because if monitors are heading this way, I might have a problem.

100% committed to the boycott. Haven’t shopped there since it was first suggested. We scan everything to avoid supporting genocide in Gaza as well. I’m old and cranky and just not having it.

I have a hackable Switch but I’m afraid of bricking it or something. Is that a concern? I’m pretty technically inclined but no genius.

laughs in pasta maker

You’re right. Indie being short for independent, e.g. shit some band records on the cheap, typically with little attention paid to production both during recording, and post. I’m not sure why people think it’s a genre.

This is so great. Thank you.

Upper Rubber Boot, Alberskatchetoba

I’m fucking dying. This is poetry.

Wait… what? I didn’t even consider this could be an option. Is anyone willing to point me at some accurate information about how to get started? Like… where do I put a bash file, and how is it structured? How can I automate it? So many questions. I’m only sort of familiar with bash, as in I’ve seen the term and watched my coworker do some wizardry once.

I learned programming on my 64 at 8 years old. I typed in the code from a programming book, ran it, saw what it did, and changed it around to alter the output to my liking.

I’ve made a whole career out of that.

I’m just learning Linux so I literally Googled the easiest version and installed Ubuntu. I can’t even figure out folder permissions. I’m in over my head, but at least I’m also getting made fun of.