Yeah I’ll say I’m a goddamn elf if it means I get 5 extra years of not having to work
Yeah I’ll say I’m a goddamn elf if it means I get 5 extra years of not having to work
Is bottom right wearing a prosthetic mouth piece?
Virgins don’t know that you suck at sex. It’s an insecurity thing. Most people don’t realize it.
Your gaming alias now is a generational family name. All hail the House of Sparkles.
Please for the love of country. Make it real
Existing salaried IT staff. Format all hard drives, reinstall software. Use data from most recent backup to restore library card list, wave all fines, start fresh.
Time to cut losses and start fresh
Engaging is the last thing I want from an ad
Reads like those AI dr pepper youtube vids
Gonna make a great Easter egg joke vehicle in a retro game 30 years from now
Stab opponent, break off tip inside them, stab again.
Cryogenic suicide to preserve his brain for a robotic body?
My guess? MBAs.
He is a gazzillionare. We better hope he is working on a foundation or something that is legally bulletproof.
That 6 year old. Her entire world…
God works in mysterious ways!
Mfer could drive 9 inch nails with 1 hit