Man, that really sucks, because I really liked Uline shit.

My grandpa ran over a woman who walked into the street late at night. There was no way for him to have avoided it. He did not get in trouble. This was in California.

Holy shit, how do you not know there’s hydrazine in the water?

It’s probably cheap soft steel made in China. You’re probably fine.

I used to get hella annoyed that my mom would be online all afternoon so I would pick up the phone and blow into it for a few seconds until I heard AOL man say “Goodbye.”

As an EndeavourOS user, this pleases me greatly.

Wear one then. Fuck all the haters.

It’s the loud part. When my partner starts screaming, the floodgates in my balls open almost immediately.

Of course!

*IN CONCEPTS OF GRAND STRATEGIC PLAN

ftfy

Tell my wifi love her.

I remember back in the late 90s when casual gay slurs were the norm, I said something, I forget what, that implied that I’d beat up some dude who was gay. My dad told me “Just because he’s a slur doesn’t make him any less of a man who is more than capable of beating the living shit out of you”. That was an eye opener.

Then millions and millions of illegals ate it.

Bruh. You expended more effort by replying than if you had just read it.

Would you like an EXTRA BIG ASS TACO???

If you need a speculum, you’ve already gone too far.

I’m not so sure we’ve seen the end of his Linux videos. I’m sure he will learn more and talk about it.

Don’t be too quick to judge yet, he just doesn’t know what he doesn’t know.

Women are so I don’t know what to do with the dinosaur bones and I am available at the moment.