I left Twitter and Reddit and I found Lemmy and Mastadon. Lemmy is going much better than Mastadon.

CEO shootings are just “a fact of life”.

So many overseas vacations just got scheduled in the past day

Bank of America: We made less than $6 billion this QUARTER, time for layoffs.

This is not a joke. They did this for years.

Don’t forget about SharePoint

That lowest circle, I get that if I sit on a couch too long playing video games or watching football. I injure myself by sitting on a couch.

You ever get rid of a couch by having that garbage truck with the grinder on the back chew up that couch in about 3 seconds and leave nothing but a tiny bit of sawdust on the pavement? I want that.

Forks are on the left for a reason.

They will soon get a tersely-worded letter in the mail.

Which loved one are we talking about here? Some are more loved than others.

The American Farm Bureau Federation clearly doesn’t shop at Kroger.

I’ve had several Spigen cases for my Pixels and the only thing I don’t like is there isn’t a cover for the USB port so it slowly fills with lint until your charger won’t stay connected.

The night time is the right time

Why is the US on there twice?

You can support someone without shaving your head. Using a bald cap is just disingenuous.

Imagine how fast his pipes started shaking after eating that.

Pueblo, CO from tv commercials or maybe Walla Walla, WA from Bugs Bunny.

Anything Splinter Cell without Michael Ironside’s voice would be weird.

Oh goody. Unchecked power.

Why watch ads for free when you can pay for Prime and also watch ads?