Define “done”.

Beep boop. No lies detected.

On mobile, when everyone was releasing their new voice assistant technologies, Cortana outperformed them all. On desktop I agree that Cortana was a waste of space.

Affordable health care for all is the future liberals want.

I’ve been a MS products fan since Windows Phone, Cortana, and OneNote stole my heart. I loved the great features that Windows 10 and Edge provided out-of-the box. Bing provided better results than Google for some time.

But Phone was never accepted by the market, and with it, Cortana faded away. OneNote hasn’t kept up with the market, and they somehow broke the cursor on mobile. Sticky Notes lost compatibility with Dark Mode. They started pushing ads to Windows start menu, and embedded ads in Edge Collections.

Microsoft makes great software, then fuck it all up. Oh well, back to Linux.

Wait a second. Cops AREN’T supposed to punch suspects in the face?

The Israeli government is murdering children and committing war crimes, and they’re upset about what The Onion has to say about it.

Yes. I think it’s especially important for attracting (or perhaps more accurately, maintaining) new users to the fediverse.

Because Star Trek future doesn’t have their favorite features: bigotry, inequality, and runaway capitalism.

I’m not in a position to affect change in a powerful way. So I try to stay educated and informed, I vote at the ballot box, I vote with my wallet, I donate what I reasonably can to places where I think it will help, and I speak out when it’s appropriate to do so.

It’s not even an innovative design. It’s a DeLorean mashed with the futuristic Ford seen in the Hill Valley town square in Back to the Future 2.

I’d love to see manufacturers take a more retro-futurism approach. Then they can do physical buttons AND interesting aesthetics.

He never said that stupid.

Oh yeah?! Well I’m gonna celebrate women, blacks, and gays even HARDER!

It finally got the fingers right.

The liberal agenda is state flags with feet. At least it’s better than when they copypasta the racist confederate flag on to a state flag.

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Shm. Smh. The fucking people who call all sodas “coke”.

Them: What kind of Ford do you drive? Me: a Chevy.

You lost me with all the ads baked into the OS. You’re not gonna win me back with… checks notes Notepad.

I’ve dipped my toes in Linux a few times over the years, but after Windows started pushing ads to the start menu, the lock screen, and the Edge Collections pane, they pushed pushed me off the cliff.

You don’t get rich being an introvert who keeps out of trouble.