Heads up: I’m sure you know, but others might not, that Mother Teresa was a sadistic con artist.

It is so so fast

While I might wear high heels to the grocery store, she wears them for desert births

Oh wow just like Turkish. Probably little sexism in Indonesia and none in Turkey, right?

It says right there from 11.00 to 11.01 but somehow I’m the bad guy for seeing a difference of 1

Alpine Linux? Hells yes. Actively. Super small. Does its job extremely well.

Now’s your chance. Ask for a little more than what you want while there’s time.

This is super refreshing to outsiders.

Reminds me a little of France. While France has a reputation in the US for being full of snobs and elitists, the French I know might be the first to complain about how awful France is (with an exception for their amazing food and the fashion, both of which, they absolutely are elitist about).

Wow.

I’ve never literally spit my food out before. I will never tire of Wikipedia tables of contents.

POV you’re behind side-eyeing Chloe in the year of Our Lord two thousand and also thirteen A.D.

Grandpa didn’t live long enough to find out he was old school antifa. A baller.

BMV is like vroom-car office in your dialect

That’s what I thought I saw too

That’s right! None of us knows how Italians can speak in the dark 🤌

Job hunting is so extraordinarily awful that I guarantee you I will overstay my welcome when I’m working for my next abusive and micromanaging boss.

My boy Tim was like “Do you know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work?”

Of course, the only answer is “Medicine”.

Alternatively,

Are you winning, son?

No. This is loss.

Oh my fucking god. I thought I was the only one. I was not born in this morning. Nor this century. Nor this millennium, but I am not too ancient to track down a notification.

Unless it’s from Discord.

Did Ted consider being trans? Come to a conclusion?