Sputnix.

And also what you get voting for him.

Ordinary Zimbabweans have suffered enough.

GOTUS.

This is the efficiency of the market at work.

They’re eating the cows!

As if a former KGB officer is sticking an American swab up their nose.

We eat soft, processed foods now. We used to graze and chew constantly, which helps the jaw grow properly.

Goodbye, Cybertruck.

It’s exciting to see history repeating itself and no one doing anything to stop it. /s

Meanwhile, he’s likely an awful parent to his own kids.

Maybe he’s trying to get as many rounds of golf in as possible before his term prison time starts.

Mmiillkk

Net-chicks and fil-A

The sooner we destroy all private jets the better.

Crooked Don.

You tempt fate when naming a vessel after an analytical framework of probability.

He can see useless postmenopausal women from his house.

Absent Interest

Well yes. This is obviously not a serious proposal.