Lewd Ian

Oh my sweet summer child

Hey now, let’s not yuck others’ nsfw yums. They’re all good!

Now many many years ago when I was 23 I was renting from a landlady who was pretty as can be This landlady had a grown up daughter, had hair of red My roommate fell in love with her and soon the two rented This made my roommate my landlord-in-law and changed my very life … I’m my own landchad

Oh crap sir. I don’t want to fight sir! I think we figured out which of the two options. Now if everyone else could too.

I am thank you! Got a little lost on which type of shit post I was in

There aren’t any. The ones they linked below have maybe 2 out of 70+ comments defending them. I can’t tell if ImplyingImplicatior and ObviouslyNotBananas are dumb as bricks or being sarcastic.

This is actually very well written. But still, fuck Jeff Bezos.