Speedrunners go in at a slight angle so they can drift / mini-turbo their way through this section.

doubters will waste time arguing about what kind of logical fallacy this is

For more irony: they’re grooming kids to make them more accepting of exploitation.

I think I’m one of the lucky ones with a natural aptitude for music, but I don’t quite take it seriously enough to really hone my skills and become an expert at it. Whenever I’ve tried, I’ve found it to be more stressful than it is fun. I’m not trying to make it a side hustle, so if it stops feeling fun, I back off of it.

I guess it also depends on the instrument a bit. I mostly play solo, and some instruments don’t seem to lend themselves well to that for me. Piano is my instrument of choice these days.

The remaster of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

i’m so excited for this damn game

The thing these AI goons need to realize is that we don’t need a robot that can magically summarize everything it reads. We need a robot that can magically read everything, sort out the garbage, and summarize the the good parts.

I’m a millennial. I guess if it was bolted to the ground, you could lock a bike to it?

Unnecessary, commas are annoying.

The REAL problem is that it might throw off the balance of power in the Senate.

I’m gonna print this off and throw a dart at it every time I can’t decide what to wear.

Hey at least I know it gets the job done

I appreciate this thread’s nuanced discussion of how file deletion works from a technical standpoint depending on storage medium. But as a user, when I delete something, it should go away forever. I don’t care how.

Nah, just poor choice of phrasing on my part. Clarified in edit above.

Sorry for the vagueness. Pannenkoek is like the authority on weird Mario 64 quirks, and makes excellent videos. As soon as you see that name, there’s no need to keep reading – just go watch the video.

Like, this article could have been one sentence: “New Pannenkoek vid just dropped: [link]”

I read until it mentioned pannenkoek and immediately clicked away after that.

edit: clicked away from the article to watch the video directly from the source. Go watch the video, pannenkoek is great.

I’ve never heard someone describe their boner as a rib -tickler holy geez

My doctor and I review this when I go in to check my T and E levels every few months

Thank you. What’s with this edit? No animation, no author credit, awkward phrasing, poor fitting of the text to the speech bubbles…