Like the diet coke of evil. Just one calorie. Not evil enough.

and Trump is just the secretary.

He’s the Assistant to the President.

And like with all domestics, the kids lose.

This one will use even stronger words!

What am I consuming? I’ll give them free info. Pretty much nothing I’m seeing ads for.

And still some won’t care. Worked at a bar for a bit. After work one night with a bunch of coworkers drinking. One had had too much but wanted to drive home. It would have been trivial for myself and one other sober person to get both her and her car home safely. She was still fumbling for some reason she needed to drive as we’d negated every excuse she had so far. Then in a small moment when we were distracted, she full on sprints away giggling and drove home. It was like one of those scenes about the troubles of parenting where you set the infant down swaddled, buckled in a carrier, and seemingly safe. The parent looks away for half a second. Cut back to the infant playing with a bottle of acid sitting in the knife drawer with their head inside the mouth of a lion that is now inexplicably in your house.

The threat is coming from inside the insurance company!

It’s like I’ve been saying

Let’s dispel with this fiction that Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

I’d bet a significant amount of money that a not insignificant amount of MAGAts and ICE would say something to the effect of “go back to your own country” to Natives.

Dear gods. Without rare earth metals the US could regress technologically. We’d likely revert to cathode ray tubes and other post WW2 tech. That is until fusion is sustainable and then we get fight over energy for some reason. Next thing you know it’s October 23, 2077…

As a citizen you should be safe. Are you white? That makes it a little safer. Probably wouldn’t hurt if you’re attractive and female…

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fuck I hate this timeline

More like a zero.

I just don’t understand people that can’t understand hyperbole. It was heavily reported in his first term that in order to keep his attention his name had to be heavily used in any reports that also had to me horribly shortened.

What about pasteurized milks? Pretty sure he’s big on raw milk.

You’re close. He cares about his perception of people’s perception of his wealth. He’s got yes-men all around him and doesn’t read. He doesn’t care any more than any other publication giving him shit.

He doesn’t care

They care a lot about not admitting they are wrong, no matter what though.

But he also says it stupid like them, in a way that can’t be faked. That’s why they love him. It’s the classic “wanting to hear your opinion in someone else’s voice”. They want to hear their shitty opinions in someone else’s voice. Except because they’re idiots, they get grammar and syntax wrong. Or they ramble through a dozen conspiracy theories in a single run on sentence. No one but trump can carry on the way he does (at least without a script).

My friend mister George Washington did. slides wet bill across table

The devil will be in the details. The article doesn’t specify how the judge worded the ruling and I haven’t kept close enough attention to this issue to know what specific mechanism shitler and company used to block access. I was just remarking that the nut jobs won’t hesitate to abuse some interpretation to their advantage.