No! You must blue!

And a grub appetizer

The seems like the perfect chance to use that immunity. He should use it to sign an executive order to cancel all student debt based on the supreme court decision. Let the republicans object and force the court to either allow it or rule that the president doesn’t actually have immunity.

She should’ve just lassoed a passing moose.

This is actually true! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064940/characters/nm07998

I don’t think that’s true because I find strangers are a lot nicer to me when I wear a suit than they are when I wear a tshirt and jeans.

Isreal borders gaza on two sides. Why would they need to land troops?

I think the takeaway from this statement is trump takes some massive dumps.

Never get out of the boat!

Were they ever?

Please end your process. You have ten milliseconds to comply.

You can take my gherkin from my cold dead hands.

Gurkthenon

It’s pretty exciting for everyone else at the dog park too.

At least she didn’t pull a boner.

He should’ve just kept with driving crazy.

Just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

He also faces state charges in California, there’s very little chance he’ll get pardoned there.

All it takes is one eccentric billionaire that wants to clone themself.