Sounds like Uncle Sam needs to step in and nationalize this thing
No
Sounds like Uncle Sam needs to step in and nationalize this thing
The other 3 agree, but silently are agreeing with it
I feel you. I signed up for a Border’s rewards card the day before the company went under
Just picturing a tax agent standing in a pasture taking notes when a cow toots
Finally, a sane option for the working folk
They waited til I moved away to do the right thing.
“Hahah, oh The Onion, you sure have run out of ideas, this article didn’t even have a punchline.”
It was then that Muse realized it was in fact, not The Onion.
Name checks out
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As is written.
Huh. P really is stored in the balls.
Double edit: wow, this is my top comment??
Jill was probably too busy sucking Putin’s cock and reading her cue cards
“You fool, you’re trying to get two twink penguins together, and they both prefer bears!”
Don’t worry I’m sure he’ll be slurping down over priced toilet gin
“I’ll never forget the sweet romantic words he said to me last night: ‘As a learning language model, I am unable to comprehend what the feeling love is. Here is a list of love songs from Wikipedia.’”
Tell me you don’t understand civil engineering without telling me you don’t understand civil engineering.
More lanes just makes congestion and bottlenecking elsewhere. That’s a city in desperate need of public transportation.
Disagree. Just gave up on the nightmare of living in a food desert of a Midwest city of nothing but long drives to move to a city three times the size using roughly 50% the space.
Careful, some tankies are going to wail about torturous prison experience he went through while having to simultaneously ignore the emaciated Ukrainian POWs