I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone

Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that “yes” and “maybe later” where the only options. She still didn’t say yes, but after some time I decided that “later” had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.

So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4Z06IbSek

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I think you’re correct. In South Korea at least 22 people died. The article you linked doesn’t mention any casualties (or I didn’t notice them).

I can assure you that my van and my basement are totally save! So come right in stranger.

I think questions with “how”, " why", “where” etc. tend to be open. An example for a closed question would be: “Do you use apps to learn a new language?”

Maybe you could argue about “what” and “who” questions, but I prefer uninteresting questions to be filtered out by votes instead of rules, anyway, so I don’t care.

Also, even a “bad” question can be saved by a good answer, e.g. a report on language learning apps.

Nicht Urheberrecht, aber Markenrecht kann immer gefährlich werden, wenn der große Markeneigentümer behauptet es drohe Verwechslungsgefahr.

What about Texas?

I don’t think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe

This reminds me of this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lY0M917Ue6Y

Of course it is an argument! We are arguing!

I haven’t read your post, but you are obviously wrong!

I would be so happy if there was a Linux version!

Thanks dog!

We need that template! 👷

The other guy never stood a chance! That’s the power of the F.O.R.K.L.I.F.T. system:

Forklift
Observe
Rule the situation
Knockout your competition
Lift her into your arms
Initiate eye contact
Fuck
Target your next cargo

We can do it, we can create our own Internet, I mean Lemmy, without pitchforks and torches! At least until Lemmy gets relevant. Well, as “relevant” as reddit used to be.