Hey that’s the guy that successfully killed that failure Hitler.

Well I mean why is Mercury still a planet? It didn’t clear it’s own orbit, it just happens to be in an empty orbit.

Like how the Spartans are remembered for thermopylae even though they weren’t the only ones fighting there. And then the Spartans went crying to the Persian to help them fight Athens in the Peloponnesian War. And also the first person to run a marathon died after delivering the message so now people hear that story and think I bet it won’t kill me.

That looks scary, I need to pick up my bucket.

This would be the 4th movie. Everyone keeps forgetting about the first movie. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/28_Days_(film) I know it is slower paced than the others but come on you can’t just ignore it and pretend it isn’t in the franchise.

I hope they weren’t in California, that stuff causes cancer in California.

Lay them out and melt some cheese on them

Why does it have eyes even though it says no organs, ignoring the problem that skin is an organ.

The lobbying group for cable companies said that it would hurt their highly competitive market(I’m sure they weren’t able to type that without laughing) and it makes it harder for them to advertise one price since the cost of the sports and local bundles are regional (though they have no problems getting those prices correct on the bills.)

He took too long for the world record

Team Fortran raise up, but not too fast our old bones aren’t as strong as they used to be.

6 months would be an improvement

Maybe not being the same asshole that always cries that there aren’t enough back doors in encryption if he is so worried about hackers.

Looking forward to new speedrun strats of jumping to your death ten times to save 10 seconds killing the final boss.

Weather channel has trash shows about surviving weather events

They don’t have any debt? I’m still 5 or 6 years from $0 if I don’t get sick or have to replace a car.

Gamesir makes one with hall effect sticks and the standard Xbox stick location. Plus two buttons on the back of the controller.