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Damn bullets are getting contagious. Make sure to wear a mask 👍
Damn bullets are getting contagious. Make sure to wear a mask 👍
Yellow Gatorade turns into urine when it gets warm.
It’s basic science.
Meh, I just spit on it.
Username checks out
I dunno, when I fart at 120 degrees Fahrenheit, shit ain’t funny no more…
If you don’t like Lemmy, you already know where to go. Enjoy Spez, the ads, the selling of your data to train AI, etc…
It is said that the foreskin of Jesus still exists…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce
For all I know it could be just an ancient dried up piece of bacon 🤷♂️
Hi. Do you still have a gator available?
And My Ding A Ling…
Damn, that reminds me, I left my penis out on the balcony to dry. I’ll be right back…
No, but please elaborate…
https://africageographic.com/stories/research-too-many-elephants-botswana/
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/
Sounds like a load of elephant shit to me.
Edit: It’s posts like this that make me not trust any crypto. It all comes off as elephant shit to me.
Taco is life. Taco is love.
Taco Bell is the shits! 💩
As a long term owner of a dick, I’m pretty sure we don’t have periods.
Disclaimer: Not a doctor.
Interesting. Thank you fellow Lemming 👍
It would be awesome if you or someone could provide a link towards a relevant article backing what you said. But hey, your words sound loosely legitimate… 👍
Well yeah, obviously. Lots of other terms for it as well.
But seriously, who, why, and when did they decide to nickname the penis as a dick? And who decided that Dick is an appropriate nickname for Richard?
And who named the organ the penis in the first place?
You do the farting, I’ll do the sharting. Let’s make a music video!
Farting isn’t an art. You can’t paint with a fart, but you can paint with a shart. 💩
It’s called sarcasm.