I was thinking “ur a wizard 'arry! You piece of shit!”

For me that means 12 is a no.

6 days with 1 john is probably a lot less work than 30 1 hour sessions with varying johns. Also getting a discount when buying in bulk is pretty common with most goods. Not sure if it’s so with sex work in real life tho.

Nowadays that’s where you hide from a active shooter.

What is the homer quote? He is referencing pork, Sure Lisa. All those delicious foods come from the same magical animal.

Yes totally!

That image has a real Shel Silverstein look to it. Pretty cool

Bofa deeze nuts?

I can assure you sea water tastes nothing like melted cheese.

VH1 behind the artist?

🥶 it’s a Samsung something or the other at at least two years old

I’m glad because I like how it looks and feels. Also, while I understand they are the exception not the rule, I have read about some men’s experience with them (the father of the 7 yr old in this comment thread for example) that make them sound either unconvienent or sometimes unpleasant. Never read anything similar from someone who’s been cut.

And this question isn’t poised at you, but do the people who rail against it think Jewish people should stop the practice as well?

I realize that having it done as a newborn I’ll never really know, but mutilated? As an adult iv seen and played with those flesh danglers. Listen we are all humans and beautiful, but fucking hell I’m happy with mine. They are like one of those weird deep sea critters you see on nat geo or sciencememes.

True, if I ever have a baby I’ll make the argument to the mom we SHOULD give the kid the choice… but I know that as a poor adult I would never do it now. But am happy it’s been done.

I hate to sound like a “Liberal” talking about Palestine, but this may be a somewhat nuanced situation.

I would even be ok with more than one add for longer videos. Like every 20 minutes they want to put a short commercial in? That’d still be fine for a free video I like enough to watch more than 20 minutes of. But no

Fucking smart. Thanks for the tip. My car is still playing music cause we need the mood, but now that my brothers are in the car the soundtrack is harder to choose.

I’m thinking Jeru the Damaja, but whatever those two dickheads can agree on should work.

People just half ass things nowadays

I always thought private browsing was just so all the porn content doesn’t stay in search history’s and the address bar doesn’t auto fill fatasshonkeybabes.com if my grandmother sits down to look at her Facebooks.

Yes, you are. That’s OK though. Nothing wrong with being weird.

Until? Isn’t the Dutch the first puppet?

Sweet Glory Oil, o my god that is hilarious.