God save us from his followers.

Tanks for the mammories.

Concepts of US production.

Unarmed citizens, apparently, have the guts. Do law enforcement?

Right-winger assassinates two politicians, wounds two more, planned to kill several more. That’s the actual headline.

Maybe they shouldn’t be committing war crimes on civilians.

Stop anyone with a mask attempting to do ICE stuff.

Show me a camera with a longer life.

Welcome to the Onionverse.

Captain Bonespurs says march more stiffly like the North Korean army.

Almost like they’re projecting.

Not a gay trans Democrat?

Sternly-worded letter to the editor of NYT to follow.

You can say assassinated. It’s not a crime to say it. Yet.

Billionaires.

All owned by billionaires.

Self-driving in six months. Mars by 2024.

Doesn’t seem very nice.

Listen, someone has to pay for their confinement and it sure as hell won’t be taxpayers.

Gee, wonder why Poland would want to have a “color revolution” after decades of being under Moscow’s thumb?

You know, the country Russia allied with literal Nazis to carve-up.