I’m glad your typo was “start trek” and not “start wars” because rambling is a noble hobby and warmongering is… not so much.

Alright, Columbo, calm down.

And before newspaper?

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Yeah, but… Why did you capitalize ‘Good’ and ‘Neil’, but not ‘omens’ and ‘gaiman’?

I’m already in a number of communities about beige nineties computers, thank you very much.

Xerox of a Xerox, for us BoJack Horseman fans.

Sire!

Tony Ladruzo?

Huzzah!

ITT: Have you heard the good news about our lord and saviour, Jellyfin?

We 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓬

Fuck YouTube, sure, but holy shit fuck any useless dipshit who plays music off YouTube as part of a public performance, especially a goddamn funeral. That’s disgusting. Utter incompetence and charlatanism to make that kind of lazy half-assed decision in that kind of situation.

Can you get me three cups of coffee? My first fifteen aren’t cutting it.

Bu- bu- but… it’s got AI.

Meanwhile on the Internet:

“420” OMG BLORZ IT HAAhAAHA

“69” hhhUuRRR seckz bumbwr huuUUuUUuRrrr

“42” meeneninng of life! Hahahahan! I’ve got my towel! Hahaha!

“34” Ugh. Such a boomer. Imagine making a joke about a number. Ugh. UGH! I just… I just can’t.

I hack my supermarket by stealing mangoes.

RCS can be encrypted, but it’s optional. The reason is that RCS was originally designed to be run by the network operators who are generally required to be able to log all the messages they handle.

Ten pictures of Feddit users reacting to clickbait headlines that will make you say “no, these are all trains. No, I’m complaining as such, I like trains, I just… I thought… No, the headline said something about… reactions, yeah, and ins- actually, hang on, how did you get in here?”

Fedi Punter in Media Lingo Rant Slam: Reaction

And your email, identity document, photo, payment method… lots of fun data points to boil it down to a demographic of one person.

Bought? Never. I have a 2024 Western Europe road atlas in the pocket behind the driver’s seat, but I don’t know who bought it. I like to look at the pretty lines and funny names from time to time, but really OSM and it’s various client apps are what I actually use.