Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.

Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.

“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”

He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.

Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!

Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.

I shall introduce a law allowing gruel in the workhouse to be replaced with watered down sawdust.

Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)

Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.

This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.

Bless the great smoking trout. Bless the smoke rings from his great maw. Soon we shall join him at the Gas N’ Go in the sky, and take our own ciggies for glory.

I bet woodpeckers have cool internal DOOM music playing when they go nuts on a tree.

This whole town is a donut, just waiting to get…munched.

I once opened for the Melvins and had a killer fire extinguisher solo. I was warned not to return.

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Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

The judge was shot 400 times, a likely suicide.

Batussy

Can I get a dime bag of some cosmic horror?

She’d be DAMNED. If. SomeImperialGot his hands on it.