Well, in 4th grade, I would have gone with Bush. I’ve deviated quite far from that.

voting is wiping your ass. yeah, it’s not all that needs to happen, but it’s still important.

they’re trying to prevent you from voting.

men aren’t being left behind. they just don’t have as much control over people that they have no business controlling. this isn’t the persecution you think it is.

Oh boy. Another kid to drop all contact with him.

but if you pick a random guy, he’s probably a better role model than tate.

no, but i’m sure using linux would have.

he’s above the law because he will not experience legal consequences.

ehh…some people have bosses that don’t like potty language.

Thank goddess for the 19th amendment.

Doesn’t have to make sense. Just has to fit a narrative.

They’re more helpful during a school shooting than any of these “student resource officers.”

This is the “logical” conclusion of purity culture.

Implementation guidelines say that banned materials must be “legally disposed of” and “may not be sold or distributed”.

So, a book burning. Got it.

Yeah, CICO is a subtraction problem, but it’s just one part of a massive system of nonlinear equations when it comes to health.

He’s not even allowed to drive it because he gets secret service protection.

if he loses. The only poll that matters is on election day.

There’s “wear an animal costume to the nightclub” weird and there’s “have 23 kids, homeschooled all of them, and cover up the oldest son’s molestation accusations all while being the most self righteous bigots in Arkansas” weird. Now, Trump doesn’t have nearly that many kids, but he’s definitely closer to the latter than the former.

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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a milkshake is a good guy with a milkshake.