I hear they’re all made of chemicals.

Maybe don’t make power point presentations about your operational workflow and post them on the internet? Either that or every time someone other than them uses the safe word pour melted wax on there nipples.

No! Fucj you! I should have known the minute Microsoft started making you log in to use notepad windows was dead but this is unacceptable, note pad has exactly one purpose, to be as simple as possible. If I want Ai I will use any of a thousand other programs but keep my notepad sacred!

Technically you use more power if you emulate, both electrical power and processing power.

That’s a surprise usually windows updates make things worse.

See this cat he is Schrödinger‘s cat if we place a cesium atom in the box with him we don’t know if he’s alive or dead

…. Did you just kill a cat?

No that’s where your wrong we don’t know if he’s alive or dead.

Are you planning on taking him out?

No.

So you’re going to kill a cat.

But we don’t know if I have killed a cat or I’m going to kill a cat.

Have you done this before?

…. Well yeah.

So you have definitely killed cats.

Well no I never took them out of the box so technically they could be alive.

You’re sick.

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Wow, How did you get the tiananmen square to look like a bird?

For those whose phone auto rotates

Better than openSUSE??? It sounds like a poorly praised sex act.

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Same thing that killed the humans, climate change.

Fun fact the South American short face bear is the only Ice aged giant that is thought not to be driven extinct by humans and fact humans could not hunt it, Tigers would be a pleasant snack for them.

Rome shall rise again!

Oh, yeah I own that calculator. I bought it from amazon, it was an extremely cheap Scientific calculator with a gimmicky writing pad that tricked me into buying it.

I mean what is niagara Falls really? It’s just falling water, I get falling water every time I take a shower and I don’t get many tourists in there.

Jim Carrey in the other hand played in the mask.

Mainly radicalized racism and genocide.

There sure is a lot of overlap with people criticizing the technical interface of a calculator and nerds, wonder why that is? Oh well glad I’m not one of those nerds, now back to the clear button being so obtuse.

Hay guys, wanna hear a joke?

What distro did the sysadmin suggest when someone was sick of Windows?

Mac Os.

I found WSL kinda useless when it first came out, you didn’t have any low level access and they explicitly refused ssh connections unless you paid for windows professional and interacting with files on windows was either impossible or just very buggy I’m still not quite sure which, I think the problem was that they used the wrong slash in the file system and most programs that interacted with it didn’t understand that, not to mention networking was a chore.

I’m not saying I’m sexually attracted to my Os but technically my Sex Bot dose run on Linux.