Man I remember listening to that story of the museum heist on NPR. Ended up being like 15 minutes late to wherever I was supposed to be because I stayed in the car listening to the whole thing.

I don’t want any of those things

Worst trilogy ever.

Motherfucker

I wish I could see it just one more time.

There’s something endearing about a young person trying to look cool by being edgy, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone sees through their facade. When a middle aged man is still trying to look cool by being edgy it’s decidedly less endearing.

“Henceforth no citizen shall enjoy any rights unless they are capable of defeating the self-appointed arbiter of personhood in a debate. But be warned, he will only ever argue in bad faith, has unmatched endurance when it comes to moving goalposts, and if he senses an impending defeat he will simply rattle off a haphazard list of logical fallacies before declaring himself the victor and storming off. Also he will only accept challenges from those who have yet to earn a high school diploma.”

I believe the answer is “oooooohhhhhaahhhhghhh”

If Pam won’t be coming to the bus for any reason, she now leaves a sign informing you and you can drive yourself to the desert.

Praise be

Tbf there are probably far-right people who are more like the latter. Just b/c I do not recall ever hearing those arguments does not mean that they don’t exist!

Those people are working with the heritage foundation and other far right think tanks. They understand that their brand of mask-off fascism is problematic to a lot of people, so they allow their ideas to percolate through various right wing media outlets and entertainment personalities. By the time their ideologies reaches the mind of your average voter they’ve been neatly repackaged as “hey we’re just asking some questions here, we just want to get the facts straight.”

Just buy some puts early on. You do not want to pick up shares just to be stuck holding those bags for an indefinite period of time.

In related news, deplatforming fascists is effective and we should do so more frequently.

proprietary search engine

it “would make Stallman smile”

So do they just know absolutely nothing about RMS?

Haven’t they had ads disguised as posts for years now?

Henry Ford is also the reason kids learn square dancing in school. I actually had to learn how to dance like a hillbilly in gym class because some long-dead antisemite was once convinced that jazz music and the Charleston (read: black people and anything cultural that they contribute) would corrupt the youth, who could only be saved by the purity of barnyard dancing.

I don’t know how this contributes to the conversation at hand, but I think about it a lot.

Mr. Grinch

It’s easily the best option on this image. Nothing else even comes close in terms of visual clarity and simple aesthetics.

where are the safety chains?

“We don’t want the employees to be leaning too much”

-management

“Will you endorse the man who tried to send an angry mob to hang you in order to stop the peaceful transition of power in the United States?”

“Probably not.”

It’s crazy that people are acting like this is some brave stance on pence’s part. Jesus, Republicans get to enjoy such a low bar for being praised.

It’s insane how low the bar is for Republicans to be given credit. Doing his job as VP and certifying a lawful election shouldn’t earn him any praise. Not endorsing the man who sent an angry mob to stop him from doing his job shouldn’t earn him any praise.

This is not a man who “grew a spine,” it’s a pile of wet napkins that got slightly more dry.