“These leopards won’t eat my face”

They’ve clearly been chugging the Q-lade.

This really is the computer virus equivalent of those scammer calls where the only way for someone to avoid jail time, or something else bad, is for you to go and buy hundreds of dollars worth of gift cards and send the codes.

This will be Trump’s latest float in the I got cheated pity parade he is always throwing.

That’ll be $82,000 to the federation.

/s