2500 years later…

Archaeologist excitedly unearths cuneiform tablet

Hmmmm… “Ea-nasr… is… a cunt?!”

Quietly reburies tablet while looking around furtively

Does anyone else find the term “creatives” to be so damn condescending? It’d be like calling executives, “Admins” or “powerpointers”

Well that depends on the laws where you live but if you actually want the contract to be enforceable then yes, it needs to follow certain rules, and no, you can’t just “write any bullcrap”.

They can’t just contain “any bullcrap you want”.

Contracts need to follow the set of rules in your country that dictate what can and can’t be enforced. It’s an entire branch of law.

If you try and pull something like OP is suggesting, the worst case scenario is that it may render the contract an unlawful document and therefore void.

I imagine in most places things like what OP is suggesting would get laughed out of court.

You can have some fun though. I heard of one guy who, as a recruitment bonus, insisted that it be included in his contract that he receive an office desk made entirely of Lego.

I’m already dying of lymphoma but I’d like to know exactly when. The constant up and down of good days and bad days takes an emotional toll. If I knew I could relax completely and actually plan to do things.

I don’t think you RC

Esperanto?

Not any more

Ah, back in the days before email

But they layer so many unwanted services and bloatware on top that it makes it hard to use. Being forced to be online to log in and forced use of OneDrive confuses new users just as much

The key thing is that teachers can ban phones in their individual classrooms if the school permits it.

There are many schools in which the senior admin don’t institute phone bans (you’d be surprised how common this is).

Legislating it helps maintain consistency and parity between schools nation wide, which is important as it’s a quality of education issue, so the policy should be consistent across all schools.

I’m not from North America, but the situation is similar across most western democracies.

You could always pass it on to someone who can’t afford a new one, a school student for example

Exercise isn’t worth nearly as much as eating habits anyway.

A false narrative of exercise being like weight loss currency has been promoted for way too long.

When losing weight, it’s “kilos in the kitchen, grams in the gym”. You can lose weight with no exercise just with a caloric deficit.

Read “the hackers diet” or “the 4 hour body” for more info.

Troll successful lol

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Well said

Order a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks while wearing ugg boots

And yet by law in some places (the US being one, I believe) they are treated as people, with certain rights.

sidegig when you want and isn’t trash pay

If such a thing existed, everyone would be doing it already.

I’d tell her to research some passive income side hustles on YouTube and do a few of them at once. It’s hard to get started, but once you get the ball rolling it can add up to be a few bucks.

It all depends on how much time / effort she can spend on them. You get out what you put in.

Ok but how will they ensure the right teeth get regrown? Imagine waking up to find that your impacted wisdom teeth that you had removed a decade ago had come back