Used to be you could blow dust off a shelf. Now you can’t. Because of woke.
It’s the oils in your home it’s fulla oils
Nah bro, it’s the 5G that’s stickifying the dust
Obama glued all your dust down using stem cells.
Stem cells from aborted babies.
Aborted Christians who went in for a regular check up but then had their babies taken by the government death panels
Futa oils
Ah yes, the gender fluid.
😳😳😳
Hi, I’m dust
So you’re saying you’re getting blown less now
😔
Everyone’s got to settle down sometime
Damn
Things haven’t been the same since the world got woke about fecal particulates
Oh I just found out dust is supposedly harder to blow these days, I was assuming people quit blowing dust because it was unhealthy. Well, anyway, any day I can say “fecal particulates” is a good day
From top to bottom these read like you’re being gaslit and having to get more and more assertive until you’re not even asking a question anymore. It’s just self assurance that you’re not crazy lmao
There’s no insects to stir it up and loosen it.
Because of all the woke there is, probably
You actually reminded of this wonderful #dream I had last night about explaining to my fiancée how earthworms are an invasive species
Half are indoor smokers. None have heard of feather-dusters … outside the context of the bedroom.
