MicroWave@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoSchool employee gets 9 years in prison for stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from districtwww.kcbd.comexternal-linkmessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1103
arrow-up1103external-linkSchool employee gets 9 years in prison for stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from districtwww.kcbd.comMicroWave@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squarecharade_you_are@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·4 months agoI’m pretty sure I could eat them before they spoil
minus-squarejordanlund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·4 months agoThat is a FUCK TON of chicken wings. Alexa tells me the wholesale price of chicken wings is $3.22 a pound and each pound is around 5 wings. So $1.5m / $3.22 = 465,838.5 pounds of wings. 2,329,193 wings. What did they charge her with? “Possession with intent to distribute”? LOL.
minus-squarecharade_you_are@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoWell you know cops, they’re always overestimating the value of chicken wings to make themselves look good.
minus-squareandrewta@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 months agoIf you ate that much I think it just might kill you.
I’m pretty sure I could eat them before they spoil
That is a FUCK TON of chicken wings.
Alexa tells me the wholesale price of chicken wings is $3.22 a pound and each pound is around 5 wings.
So $1.5m / $3.22 = 465,838.5 pounds of wings.
2,329,193 wings.
What did they charge her with? “Possession with intent to distribute”? LOL.
Well you know cops, they’re always overestimating the value of chicken wings to make themselves look good.
If you ate that much I think it just might kill you.