Be There and Be Square. #MinecraftMovie - only in theaters 2025
I’ll have ‘Things Nobody Asked For Or Wanted’ for $1000, Alex.
Lol, do you have any idea how much money Minecraft brings in every year? 100% this movie will be successful regardless of quality because of all the kids who demand to see it and all the young adults who will go to see it whether they tell their friends or not.
A movie you’re not going to share with your friends does not sound successful.
This is genuinely the worst trailer I’ve seen since Cats. It’s going to be utterly terrible but kids are probably going to love it.
Ah Minecraft. What a great video game to translate into a full-length movie. Everyone loves to talk about it’s checks notes …. uh… story. And, uhh… rich, memorable characters… 😐
I’ll be the first to admit Legos didn’t have an overarching story either and they made an amazing movie “out of Lego” but this movie is only happening because Microsoft bought the rights to the game and because of that there’s no way this will be better than the world-renowned, straight to digital distribution phenomenonal Borderlands Movie
It’s going to bomb on reviews of course.
But, don’t underestimate clueless and gullible parents that’ll bring their children to this. It’s going to make a billion easy.
Disappointing.
Too Ohio
8 years to late.