Hay fever is the body not wanting to huff the plant spunk, so if you don’t have it then you’re a filthy degenerate!
OwO! Pollinate me, tree daddy!
Well this confirms it. I might as well give in…
spank me, tree Daddy!
My sinuses did not consent to this.
Boy it really makes those pictures of bees covered in pollen seem slightly less cute.
Beekake
Fun fact: Many cities purposely plant male trees because they do not want to deal with the stuff the females make, and thus, it triggers allergies even harder. So many males are unloading in competition that we are being covered in their gametes.
Bloomkkake
Just skeeting directly into my sinus. Arborial bukkake directly into my eyes.
I think this every spring… My allergies are basically me starring in plant bukake
including the snot and tears
