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minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoSo what you’re saying is I should take a date to see the blue ring octopus. Then I should get stung and tell them to give me CPR for a few hours or I’ll die.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·23 hours agoGet bitten by that spider that gives you a permanent boner first to make it super awkward.
minus-square✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoWell, at least you won’t be embarrassed for long after she turns you down.
So what you’re saying is I should take a date to see the blue ring octopus. Then I should get stung and tell them to give me CPR for a few hours or I’ll die.
Get bitten by that spider that gives you a permanent boner first to make it super awkward.
Well, at least you won’t be embarrassed for long after she turns you down.
It’s win win