Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoTrump says he’s bringing back plastic straws in new executive orderwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square73fedilinkarrow-up1267
arrow-up1267external-linkTrump says he’s bringing back plastic straws in new executive orderwww.independent.co.ukLee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square73fedilink
minus-squareEm Adespoton@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up18·4 days agoWhen a turtle chokes on a plastic straw, it will float to the surface, beach itself, and you can strap it to the roof of your car and drive it to your cottage where your family can feast on it for days.
minus-squareProfessorProteus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoAnd with the planet warming, the beach will come right to you!
When a turtle chokes on a plastic straw, it will float to the surface, beach itself, and you can strap it to the roof of your car and drive it to your cottage where your family can feast on it for days.
And with the planet warming, the beach will come right to you!