Uh, soft is the correct consistency of the brain, no…?
Yes, it should be perfectly smooth
Like a shark.
That’s fantastic
An poops should be cubed.
Like a wombat.
Wait, you guys don’t have hard brains?
the top of my head is hard and thats my brain they must be confused
I’ve been told by music students that falalala is a weird reference to sex from a time where singing about sex was banned so people got weird and did it anyway using a method that only weird people like music students would remember.
In any other context this behavior would have you institutionalized
Bro, I’ve seen a homeless guy with his wiener hanging out, high off fentanyl, talking to the shadow people. It takes a lot to get someone institutionalized.
Hogswatch er… Christmas… is a little lie that helps us to believe the big ones. Things like Love, Justice, Hope, etc.
If anything you do seems weird then blame the pagans
*thank the pagans.
all holidays are wierd in this context. as is singing and dancing mostly then. as is anything not done for logical reasons.
Santa is reverse burglar.
Asylum
Mind blown
mmmm soft brains
Pine?? You can tell the difference between pine and spruce by looking at it for 0.5 seconds, it shouldn’t be that hard.
Sometimes it’s nice to spruce up your pine for xmas
Come to the southern hemisphere. Singing jingle bells and hanging fake snow when it’s 110 Freedom degrees and you’re under a wildfire watch and act warning.
“nailed to your fire place” - aren’t these made of brick?
The mantle or shelf above the fireplace, mounted on the chimney part is often wood.
Correction, cedar tree, or plasmid and metal tree shaped object.
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