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    1 day ago

    Middle aged white women LOVE to claim they love wine. I even sometimes see them buying decorative signs to hang in their house that say “Live Laugh Wine”.

    And yet…blank looks anytime I ask what distro they’re on.

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        Man, I wish. I used to drink Whiskey and beer all the time. Then my colon said “FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!”. Now the doctors tell me to not do that anymore.

        You want some beer? No, you’ll get cancer.

        Want some cheeseburgers? No, you’ll get cancer.

        Want some potato chips? No, you’ll get cancer.

        Want to drive a Tesla? No, I’m not a nazi. Plus they’re ugly as hell.

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            49 minutes ago

            “Hi, it’s iFixit! Today we’re going to clean this old NES cartridge contacts. You’ll need a few Q-Tips, and isopropyl alcohol!”

            “NOOOOOOOO!!!”